LOVING STRANGERS

Melenna. Cats and MILFs.
I AM THE REASON WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. I ALSO ENJOY WATCHING THINGS THAT TEAR MY LIFE APART.

kuurion:

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

WHY

(via antisocial-caterpillar)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via the-legend-of-time)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via the-legend-of-time)

plottwist:

peer reviewing aka “this is so painful i wish i could just rewrite your paper for you oh my god” 

(via the-legend-of-time)